we were eating macdonalds sharing our burgers, filet-o-fish & double cheese.

he passed the half bitten double cheese over to me and i picked it up, biting off another mouth off it.

lifted my hand held burger and showing it at his face.

me: what does it look like?
he: hmmm..... pussy?
me: no......
he: hmm... dick? ( looks alittle like one to be honest)
me: noo......... hahahahah. do you want to give up? say give up if you want.
he: give up.... what?
me: it looks like a half eaten burger! hahahahahahahaha
he: .............................

he thinks my joke is not funny and corny. do you think its funny, dont you think its funny.

its funny because he fell for my trap just how i predicted his answers to be everything and anything but the burger.

me: do you think its funny, why didnt you laugh..
he: because its not funny.. its corny.
me: why is it not funny! its funny because you fell for it like how i predicted you would and most people would.
he: your jokes are either for people like very young children or people whom are very intelligent.
me: .........................
he: ill ask herman if its funny. you ask del and ana, they probably agree with me.
me: ........................... hahaha. you're stupid.

haha...............

roaring like a bunny

have you ever ever been very frustrated for no particularly reasonable reason. Grumpy like an angry bear woken up from nap, have you? its not a usual thing but it just hit the spot and you cant help but to keep roaring around to yourself for no reason like a bunny gone wrong.

and grumpy because its late at night and you have not showered and feel too irritated to shower.

i was one last night and i felt like hanging myself with mee sua.

yet he managed to calm the grumpy roaring bunny down over the phone with some patience. got it to shower too.

as i was lying on bed and listening to anita baker on the radio, some warm and happy tears rolled down my cheeks.

Thank you.....

*ps. just this moment as im about to publish this post, the arcade fire song plays on my itunes.....................

Oh no.......

get the oh oh out.

someone please get this oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh out of my head. i find myself singing oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh after i go to the toilet, when im walking to get a cup of water, after i finish doing something. its as though oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh from Arcane Fire- Wake up is my national anthem to my start and end of doing something.

it is just really very irritating.

especially when i do not feel for or like this particular song all that much.

urgh...

killing some time while the other is away to an impromtu meeting.

sitting here trying to recall some funny things i have in my mind recently.

funny thing number 1: last week we had chicken wings at home and again my sister put them in a plastic bag and ate them from it. who eats chicken wings from a plastic bag when they are home besides when we were all in primary school having recess.

funny thing number 2: cant think of any yet.

sometimes i feel so deprived of funny and interesting stories or incidents.

tell me some twit. tell me some puppetress. tell me some.

princess and the pea

cant help but to wonder what a sicknote i am. 2 weeks, i had gastric flu, infected eye and dengue fever.

but i guess im so used to it, 39.3 fever didnt leave me teary and upset like i used to. just dragged my body to the clinic like a usual practice.

being sick is like a regular rountine that asking for jab has became a normal practice. regardless how much pain or how many jabs, just give it to me and save me the suffering. im just too sick of having them.

i havent seen anyone weaker than me.

reminds me of the book princess and the pea that delly gave me once upon a time.